Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

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These amusing Tuesday quotes are a terrific way to start your week off right. Even if you’re still suffering from Monday blues on Tuesday, the appropriate inspiring Tuesday quotes might help you make the most of your day.

Some of these Tuesday quotes will make you laugh out loud while others will encourage and drive you. Furthermore, these Tuesday morning quotations will serve as a reminder of one key fact: it is Tuesday, not Monday. 

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.”

Unknown

“A good day starts with a fresh mind, where the memories of yesterday no longer have power. The key to a happy Tuesday is forgetting about the broken images of Monday and focusing on a new beginning. Tuesday is, in some ways, a bright and promising day.”

Unknown

“A Tuesday after a three day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!”

Unknown

“Addiction – when you can give up something any time, as long as it’s next Tuesday.”

Nikki Sixx

“After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.”

Unknown

“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like a Tuesday.”

Unknown

“Among people who really hate Monday, Tuesday seems like a worse version of Monday, because any excuse to not work is no longer valid.  Maybe it’s true that nobody likes Tuesday, but it is our fault if we don’t want to enjoy it. Tuesday is just a day and it is up to us how we spend it.”

Unknown

“Caught between Monday and Wednesday, Tuesday holds the unpleasant task of reminding us that we have things to do and that postponing them only makes our life more difficult. Burdening ourselves with too many tasks on Wednesday is not pleasant.”

Unknown

“Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!”

Anthony T. Hincks

“Each day of the week is special in its own way and brings us a different set of challenges. Among them, Tuesday seems like the poorer relative, but in fact, it is one of the days when most things are accomplished and when many things are ticked off the list.”

Unknown

“For many people, Tuesday is one of those days when an air of gloominess seems to pervade everything. However, Tuesday is a good day for both reflection and action. After escaping the carelessness of the weekend, life becomes serious again.”

Unknown

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“For some people, working a regular job with a strict schedule is overwhelming. Waking up at the same hour and following the same steps daily is a routine that makes all days equal. Either it’s Monday, Tuesday, or Friday, we feel that the days blend in, and that saddens us.”

Unknown

“Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour out that shower of blessings into our lives, renew our spirits, our strength, our faith, and our hope.”

Unknown

“Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!”

Unknown

“Happiness and Monday don’t go well together, but a happy Tuesday is a possible dream. It is up to us to decide how we want to spend our days, that is why a happy Tuesday means a happy life. When we can find happiness in a working day, it means we are happy about what we do and where we are.”

Unknown

“Happy Tuesday! Decide what you want. Believe you can have it. Believe you deserve it and believe it’s possible for you.”

Jack Canfield

“Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at SELF!”

Tracey Edmonds

“Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.”

Unknown

“Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit and be with positive people. Happy Tuesday.” 

Tracey Edmonds

“How would your Tuesday be different if you conducted yourself with complete love and consideration?”

Byron Pulsifer

“How would your Tuesday be different if you conducted yourself with complete love and consideration?”

Unknown

“I am having Monday feelings towards Tuesday.”

Unknown

“I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.”

Jack L. Warner

“I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.”

Will Advise

“If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.”

Will Rogers

“Instead of traveling on a weekend, begin your trip on a Tuesday or Wednesday, which are often the cheapest days to fly. Being flexible with timing can help with savings.”

Gillian Tans

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.”

George Weah

“It is a common occurrence to see people complain about Monday, but recently, many have started to complain about Tuesday too. While we can see Tuesday as the new Monday, it is more beneficial for our well-being to start transforming each new day into a wealth of new possibilities and chances.”

Unknown

“It is easy to hate Tuesdays, but actually, Tuesdays are friendlier than Mondays. Tuesday can be quite fun once we accept that the weekend is gone and that we need to start giving our best again. Tuesday is a working day, but work can also be exciting.”

Unknown

“It is hard to convince ourselves that Tuesday is an exciting day, but at least we can admit that Tuesday is closer to freedom than Monday. After a pessimistic Monday, we can start working responsibly while making plans for the weekend to come.”

Unknown

“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Oh wait, no. It’s Tuesday and I need some coffee.”

Unknown

“It’s only Tuesday and I am already 95% done with this week.”

Unknown

“It’s only Tuesday?  Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!”

Unknown

“It’s TUESDAY! And since it’s CHOOSEDAY: choose to smile, choose to be happy, choose to love, choose to bless, choose to be a blessing, choose to be humble, choose to be patient,  choose to be kind… And above all Choose God to guide your life. HAPPY TUESDAY!”

Unknown

“It’s Tuesday! Worry less, live more”

Unknown

“It’s understandable that Monday is a burden in our lives, but when Tuesday becomes a burden too,  we need to pay more attention to our lives and start to reconsider some of our choices. When we are tired of working on Tuesday, it is clear that work no longer excites us and that it is best to seek better opportunities.”

Unknown

“Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday.”

Anthony T. Hincks

“Life is about contrasts and changes, that is why every day is different from the others. We can’t have Sunday every day, because it is not sustainable. We need days for work as much as we need days for entertainment. In this balance lies the secret to a happy and meaningful life.”

Unknown

“Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.”

Unknown

“Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.”

Unknown

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“Monday is difficult and bleak, but the best thing about Monday is that it eventually ends, making room for the friendlier Tuesday. Each Tuesday is the same, a day when, after forgetting about the misery of Monday, we start to count the days until the weekend.”

Unknown

“Most people feel that Tuesday is just a repetition of Monday, which makes it equally depressing. However, Tuesday is more than that because it teaches us how, after a weekend of fun and a day of dreariness, we are finally free to do meaningful things.”

Unknown

“Next Tuesday has become that milestone in time where all plans, dreams, and goals go to die. Whenever we feel incapable of doing the things we want to do, we put them off, thinking that it is not the right moment. If right now is not the right moment, then next Tuesday it will surely not be.”

Unknown

“On this Tuesday, remember that an attitude is contagious so remember to have a good one.”

Unknown

“On Tuesday, when it hails and snows. The feeling on me grows and grows. That hardly anybody knows. If those are these or these are those.”

A. A. Milne

“Once Monday is gone, we can give up on the self-loathing thoughts and start being joyful about life and work again. We hold in our hands the power to go through every Tuesday as if it would be the happiest day of the week, just by remembering to do little things that give us pleasure and comfort.”

Unknown

“One small, positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. Have an amazing Tuesday!”

Unknown

“People who say “good morning” should be forced to prove it. Happy Tuesday!”

Unknown

“Since Monday seems like the longest day of the week, when we realize that it is Tuesday, we have the pleasant surprise to realize that Monday is finally gone. At the same time, we are saddened that it is only Tuesday and that there is still a lot of  time to pass until the liberating Friday.”

Unknown

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“Thank God, Monday is gone. Happy Tuesday.”

Unknown

“The days were heavy and sticky. All identical, one the same as the other. Soon they would even get rid of their one remaining distinction, the shell of their names: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.”

Ismail Kadaré

“The key to a happy Tuesday is forgetting about the broken images of Monday and focusing on a new beginning. Tuesday is, in some ways, a bright and promising day.”

Unknown

“The only thing that can transform a regular day into a happy day is surrounding ourselves with positive people and things, which allows us to see the brighter side of life and to find there the wonder and excitement that we deserve.”

Unknown

“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.”

Samuel Beckett

“There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody.”

Zadie Smith

“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”

Anton Chekhov

“There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”

Unknown

“Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no sun.”

Alain Bremond-Torrent

“Three horrible facts about Tuesday: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”

Unknown

“Three positive facts are obvious on Tuesday: Tomorrow allows me another day to demonstrate my worthiness to my employer; it is yet another day to influence those around me with encouragement to handle their own trials; and, it is my day to celebrate each small victory of yesterday.”

Byron Pulsifer

“Today is not just Tuesday, it is Transformation Tuesday. That means that success does not just come to you, you have to go out and get it. So what are you waiting for?”

Unknown

“Tuesday always lasts longer than we would want to. On one side, it is a day dedicated to work and productivity, and on the other side, it is too far from the weekend for us to feel even a tiny glimpse of hope about the possibility of having something exciting happen.”

Unknown

Witty and Funny Tuesday Quotes

“Tuesday is a good day, you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, half way through your work week!”

Kate Summers

“Tuesday is a great day for deadlines because it is the day when people realize that, after a long weekend and a boring Monday, they really must get back to work and do something productive. A deadline on Tuesday reminds us of our responsibilities.”

Unknown

“Tuesday is a huge day.”

Ian Mcdougal

“Tuesday is just another word for Monday.”

Unknown

“Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.”

Unknown

“Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.”

Jim Miller

“Tuesday is neither here nor there in the hierarchy of the week.”

Anthony T. Hincks

“Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.”

Unknown

“Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.”

Unknown

“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”

Emily P. Freeman

“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.”

Unknown

“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”

Neil Leckman

“Tuesday morning is a time to reflect upon what to include in your team meetings; it is your time to deliver words of passion that speak to the dazzling new roads ahead where each person is accountable for their own actions and behaviors; where each day represents a fresh start to be a positive influence; and, where self is expressed as unselfishness with each person you meet.”

Byron Pulsifer

“Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.”

Al Rocker

“Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.”

Unknown

“Tuesday’s child is full of grace.”

Unknown

“Tuesdays are a chance for a new beginning and a new perspective, so make them count.”

Unknown

“Tuesdays are not so difficult to handle as Mondays,  but when Tuesday comes after a holiday or a celebration, the burden to go through the day is crushing. There is nothing worse than going to work while having fresh in our minds the memories of the wild fun we had just hours before.”

Unknown

“Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.”

Unknown

“We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.”

BJ the Chicago Kid

“We never know what a week from next Tuesday is going to hold. It may be an ordinary day filled with quite regular activities and demands. Most of the time that is exactly what a week from next Tuesday will hold.”

Matthew Rich

“We often think that we need special celebrations to spoil ourselves. However, what better occasion to spoil ourselves and to inject some enthusiasm into our lives other than a regular Tuesday? It is in these regular moments that we actually need the enforcement of happiness.”

Unknown

“When we don’t like our jobs or our lives, Mondays and Tuesdays feel similar. They are days of misery and complaints. However, if we respect our lives and our time, we need to start thinking differently about Mondays and Tuesdays.”

Unknown

“When we feel down, every day is equally depressing and we think that nothing special or wonderful can happen in the future. However, each day is a blank page where we can write anything we want. Even a boring Tuesday can turn into an amazing day, with the right attitude.”

Unknown

“When we have a lot of work on our minds, all days feel the same. Either it’s Monday or Tuesday, we don’t feel anything different. We are only aware that time passes too quickly, without leaving us the chance to accomplish everything we want.”

Unknown

“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?”

Todd Stocker

“You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.”

A. A. Milne

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