Having a best friend is one of the most beautiful gifts in life. Whether you bond over your sense of humor, work-life, family things, or everything in between, sometimes it’s hard to put into words what your BFF means to you. For such precious friends, these crazy funny best friend quotes are perfect to express your feelings to them.
These 79 crazy funny best friend quotes will remind you how good it is to have such an amazing friendship—and what it’s like to be a best friend to someone else. Here are 79 quotes about best friends to celebrate your friendship!
Best Friend Quotes
1. “A strong friendship doesn’t need daily conversation and doesn’t always need togetherness. As long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part.” – Unknown
2. “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.” — Oscar Wilde
3. “Anything is possible when you have the right people there to support you.” — Misty Copeland
4. “As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there’s no denying we’d be a little less rich without them.” — Gossip Girl
5. “Best friends don’t necessarily have to talk every day. They don’t even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it’s like they never stopped talking.” – Unknown
6. “Every friendship travels at sometime through the black valley of despair. This tests every aspect of your affection. You lose the attraction and the magic. Your sense of each other darkens and your presence is sore. If you can come through this time, it can purify with your love, and falsity and need will fall away. It will bring you onto new ground where affection can grow again.” — John O’Donohue
7. “Friendship — my definition — is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don’t have trust, the friendship will crumble.” ― Stieg Larsson
8. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler
9. “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” — Muhammad Ali
10. “I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff.” — Jon Katz
Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
11. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” — Robert Brault
12. “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.” — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
13. “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” ― Sarah Dessen
14. “Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”— Octavia Butler
15. “The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away.” — Barbara Kingsolver
16. “The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
17. “There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.” — Paramahansa Yogananda
18. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” — Laurence J. Peter
19. “[The greatest gift in life] is the gift of friendship, and I have received it; the greatest healing therapy is friendship.” — Hubert Humphrey
20. “A friend is an emotional bond, just like friendship is a human experience.” – Simon Sinek
Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
21. “A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.” – William Shakespeare
22. “A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.” – Elbert Hubbard
23. “A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.” — Anonymous
24. “A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.” — Lois Wyse, Women Make the Best Friends: A Celebration
25. “A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb
26. “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” — Walter Winchell
27. “A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.” – Leo Buscaglia
28. “A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” – Doug Larson
29. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasgow
30. “And what is a friend? More than a father, more than a brother: a traveling companion, with him, you can conquer the impossible, even if you must lose it later. Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” ― Elie Wiesel, The Gates of the Forest
Best Friend Quotes
31. “Don’t make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.” – Thomas J. Watson
32. “Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”- Albert Camus
33. “Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” – Anais Nin
34. “Every friendship goes through ups and downs. Dysfunctional patterns set in; external situations cause internal friction; you grow apart and then bounce back together.” – Mariella Frostrup
35. “Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.” – Amy Poehler
36. “For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” — Audrey Hepburn
37. “Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor. Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.” – Michael Scott, The Office
38. “Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.” – Truman Capote
39. “Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another.” – Eustace Budgell
40. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” – Anna Deavere Smith
Best Friend Quotes
41. “Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.” – Khalil Gibran
42. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” – C.S. Lewis
43. “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” – Muhammad Ali
44. “Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.” – Thomas Aquinas
45. “Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said, “I’m here for you”, and proved it.” — Anonymous
46. “Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel
47. “Friendship’s the wine of life.” — Edward Young, Night Thoughts
48. “Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.”– Ally Condie
49. “I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.” – Ernest Hemingway
50. “I still have friends from primary school. And my two best girlfriends are from secondary school. I don’t have to explain anything to them. I don’t have to apologize for anything. They know. There’s no judgment in any way.” — Emma Watson
Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
51. “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” – Winnie the Pooh
52. “If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” — Winnie the Pooh
53. “In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.” – Albert Schweitzer
“In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.” – Khalil Gibran
54. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”– Marlene Dietrich
55. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” — Oprah Winfrey
56. “Never leave a friend behind. Friends are all we have to get us through this life—and they are the only things from this world that we could hope to see in the next.” — Dean Koontz
57. “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” – Euripides
58. “One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” – Lucius Annaeus Seneca
59. “One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.”– George Santayana
60. “Real friendship, like real poetry, is extremely rare — and precious as a pearl.” – Tahar Ben Jelloun
Best Friend Quotes
61. “Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.” – Francesco Guicciardini
62. “Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I to my friends.”—Virginia Woolf
63. “That’s when I realized what a true friend was. Someone who would always love you – the imperfect you, the confused you, the wrong you – because that is what people are supposed to do.” — R. J. L.
64. “The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing… not healing, not curing… that is a friend who cares.” – Henri Nouwen
65. “The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.” – Shanna Rodriguez
66. “The love that comes from friendship is the underlying facet of a happy life.” – Chelsea Handler
67. “The only way to have a friend is to be one.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
68. “The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?” – Eugene Kennedy
69. “There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.” — Unknown
70. “There are three things that grow more precious with age; old wood to burn, old books to read, and old friends to enjoy.” — Henry Ford
Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
71. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson
72. “There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.” – Jim Henson
73. “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
74. “Throughout life you will meet one person who is like no other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored, you could tell this person things and they will never judge you. This person is your soulmate, your best friend. Don’t ever let them go.” – Unknown
75. “True friends are those rare people who come to find you in dark places and lead you back to the light.” — Anonymous
76. “True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.” – Henry David Thoreau
77. “When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands.” – Maria Shriver
78. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” – Elizabeth Taylor
79. “Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.” — Richard Bach
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