Today, we have compiled 44 Tony Stark quotes that illustrate his best phrases from the most popular Marvel films. How can you forget the way Tony Stark trolls Thor with the phrase, “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes.”
Tony Stark, often known as Iron Man, is everyone’s favorite avenger-billionaire in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).
The character originally appeared in 1963 and was co-created by Stan Lee along with Larry Lieber, Don Heck, and Jack Kirby.
Since then, he has been adapted for animated television and film.
Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal of Iron Man in the first film of Marvel’s superhero series propelled the popularity of Marvel’s multi-billion-dollar film franchise throughout the previous decade.
As of 2022, he has appeared in eleven films. Check out some of Tony Stark’s most memorable moments below.
Tony Stark Quotes
1. “[Bruce is struggling to Hulk out] Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
2. “Actually he’s the boss. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”
3. “And for gosh’s sake, watch your language!”
4. “And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark!”
5. “Don’t say “wind farm.” I’m already feeling gassy.”
6. “Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.”
7. “Give me a scotch. I’m starving.”
8. “I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.”
9. “I don’t like it when you have plans.”
10. “I don’t want to see this on your myspace page. Please no gang signs.”
11. “I just want peace. Turns out resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.”
Tony Stark Quotes
12. “I love you 3000.”
13. “I loved you in A Christmas Story.”
14. “I never got to say goodbye to my father. There’s questions I would’ve asked him. I would’ve asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts.”
15. “I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero-accountability.”
16. “I told you I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.”
17. “Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.”
18. “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”
19. “I’m sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.”
20. “If I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity. She’d be a wreck. She’d always be worrying I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’ve become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me…”
21. “If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.”
22. “If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it, okay?”
Tony Stark Quotes
23. “Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.”
24. “Isn’t that the mission? Isn’t that the “why” we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?”
25. “It’s an imperfect world, but it’s the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I’ll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.”
26. “Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.”
27. “My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”
28. “Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it?”
29. “Pepper, I’ve been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.”
30. “That tastes like coconut… and metal!”
31. “The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.”
32. “They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.”
33. “Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said ‘language’?”
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Tony Stark Quotes
34. “We have Hulk.”
35. “Well, performance issues, it’s not uncommon. One out of five…”
36. “What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.”
37. “What? Blow something up? I already did that.”
38. “What’s the point of owning a race car if you can’t drive it?”
39.“You experience things and then they’re over, and you still can’t explain them. Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I’m just a man in a can. The only reason I haven’t cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you. I’m lucky. But honey, I can’t sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. I… Threat is imminent. And I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without. That’s you. And my suits, they’re, uh… Machines. They’re part of me.”
40. “You look like you have friends in low places.”
41. “You! I swear to God, I’ll dismantle you! I’ll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!”
42. “You’re talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.”
43. “Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?”
44. “I shouldn’t be alive, unless it was for a reason. I’m not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.”
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